You may be a first time mom if leaving your 7 week old baby at home with Dad while you go to work gives you severe anxiety and irrational thoughts. My irrational thoughts include: me coming home to a walking baby, me coming home to Jude leaving for college, me coming home to him sitting on the couch introducing us to his girlfriend, you get the point. All of these are completely ridiculous and like I said irrational, but I look at my 7 week old baby boy and can’t help it.

Just gotta get through this weekend. The first weekend is the hardest right? Or so everyone says.

Anonymous: So far what's the grossest part about being a mom? 

Honestly it’s not the stinky diapers or even getting peed on a couple times that grosses me out, it’s when my son wakes from a peaceful sleep and spits up down my cleavage. It’s a beyond disgusting feeling and smell lol the joys of mommyhood right? :)

"1. Always take pictures of the sky when it’s pretty, it probably won’t ever look like that again.
2. Wear that skirt you like, even if your mom says it’s too short.
3. Take off the dark eyeliner and nail polish once in a while, you’ll feel lighter.
4. Chop off your hair if you want, it will grow back eventually.
5. Count the freckles on your arms and draw lines between them, your skin is like the night sky.
6. Sleep under six blankets with the fan on high in the middle of the winter, the sound is soothing.
7. Tell that boy to stop touching your thigh, even if it is flattering.
8. Say thank you and flash a smile when your sister says that your outfit is ugly.
9. Raise your hand when you know the answer, even if the class is all upperclassmen.
10. Read that book again, you’ll notice something you didn’t the first time.
11. Don’t drink too much caffeine, you’ll get the jitters and bomb your math test.
12. Wear pencils behind your ears, it’s convenient.
13. Try to talk to people, it won’t kill you.
14. When a cute boy tries to cheat off your test, write the wrong answers and change them later.
15. It’s ok to feel happy, don’t let other peoples sadness make you feel bad."
- advice for sad teenage girls that own too many flannels (via vaporwave98)